Cheetah Piss (S) | .5g 28pk Prerolls | Time Machine
Product Description:
Time Machine Cheetah Piss Fuel-Rods are a high-energy sativa pre-roll pack built for speed and flavor. This strain is crafted from the powerhouse trio of Lemonnade × Gelato 42 × London Poundcake 97—sometimes called Funky Kitty—a modern nod to old-school “Cat Piss” funk, sharpened into a cleaner, more refined edge.
The aroma hits fast: skunky funk and sour citrus up front, followed by a creamy sweetness and a signature ammonia bite that signals serious potency. The effects land quick and clean, often described as happy, euphoric, and still mentally active—great for keeping your mind in motion while boosting focus, laughter, and creative flow.
These aren’t just pre-rolls—Time Machine calls them Fuel-Rods. Each one is carefully packed with premium 100% greenhouse flower for a consistent burn and an “out of this world” session. This jar includes 28 pre-rolls at 0.5g each—perfect for stocking up, sharing with friends, or keeping the vibe rolling through the day.
Product Type: Fuel-Rods Pre-Rolls (Multi Pack)
Pack Size: 28 Pre-Rolls
Size Per Pre-Roll: 0.5g
Total Flower Weight: 14g per jar
Strain Type: Sativa
Lineage (Reported): Lemonnade × Gelato 42 × London Poundcake 97
THC: Varies by batch
Primary Terpenes:
Caryophyllene – spicy funk + grounding body ease
Limonene – citrus lift + mood boost
Humulene – earthy depth + balanced finish
Top Effects:
Relaxed • Euphoric • Happy
Flavor & Aroma:
Earthy • Ammonia • Citrus • Skunky Funk • Creamy Sweetness
Best For:
Daytime sessions • Creative flow • Social hangs • A fast, upbeat smoke with loud terp flavor